1) Tution Sir:- abbey gadhey, homework kyon nahi karta hai tu?????
New generation student:- tameez se bat kar, saale customer se aese bat karte hai kya????
2) Ek parrot car se takraya aur behosh ho gaya .
Car wale ne usse ghar lakar pinjare me rakh diya.
Hosh aane par parrot bola:- Ayella Jail, Car wala mar gaya kya????
3) Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyu ghoorta ho?
Sardar: aap hi ne to bahar likha hai, AURTON ko dekh ne ka waqt 9am to 11am.
4) Golden words:
Agar duniya me mehnat ki qadar hoti,
to gadha sub se jyada izzatdar hota,
Dediicated to all hand working and busy friendS..!!
1 comments:
nice joke....dear.....
swadesh
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